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A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
by MatsumotoMania December 5, 2013
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