dickacunt 

a clitoris thatlooks like a penis

hey look at that dickacunt

dickacunt by RJ Skylar May 24, 2003

Charles Dickcunts 

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

Charles Dickcunts by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye

Oh! Dickcuntfuck!

dickcuntfuck by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007

DickCunt 

When a penis is growing out of a vagina

Ohh my Dickcunt is so big

DickCunt by zack15795 September 17, 2015

Dickblunt 

The act of getting erect and removing ones penis (usually with a blade of some type). Then continuing to smoke it like a cigarette.

dude i only have six months to live so im gonna smoke a dickblunt

Dickblunt by Big k 55 November 7, 2010

Dickacopter 

Where one spins his dick in a circlular motion while standing or dancing.

"Dude I just paid some guy 20 bucks to get dickacoptered in the face."

Dickacopter by RC (bitch) September 20, 2006