The ultimate badass of Moon Guard who is all liked by all. He is definately better and cooler than 99.999% of all people in the world, whether it be a game or real life.
"Wow, Kelbris! You're the coolest person ever!"
"Woah, he is a badass! Look at that Kelbris!"
"Damn, his tits are nice! He must be Kelbris!"
n. a couple whose names are kelsey and gareth. The girl is generally blond and dumb as hell, who only scores 3 points above the level of retard on the ACT. while the male has some smarts, but has no testicles and only lasts 3 minutes in bed. They also tend to have the same haircut.