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When your friend dies in fortnite but has 20 kills
F##K YOU ASSWIP
by no body just a 69 fan February 14, 2019
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Asswipe

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An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.
Terry is really being an asswipe today.
by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018
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king assripper

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AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.
by nathanpenetration April 7, 2021
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ASSWIPE Litigation

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Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.
by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008
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Assipal syndrome

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is used towards ones who always complain because they think that their opinion and they are most important. Commonly are creeping, infantile and sometimes are backstabbing. They also may use =) and those.
assipal syndrome
by rain97 April 24, 2022
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Fuckface putrid asswipe

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That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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Asswipe

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There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.

The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.
Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."

Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."
by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010
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