Jday

Jday-noun

Calling in sick when your actually not sick but don't want to work.

Also see Jay Day

Man I need a jday tomorrow!
or
When you wake up realizing that you have 4 minutes to get sober, get dressed and make it to work, screw I'll take a Jday.

Jday by Franffff12155rr February 14, 2019

Personal J-Day 

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day

Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"

Personal J-Day by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

J Day 

A holiday celebration paying tribute to His Airness on the 23rd of each month, plus an extra J Day on February 3rd (2/3). Commemorators honor his glory by wearing Air Jordan sneakers/apparel, listening to rap music making reference to Michael Jordan, watching/quoting Space Jam, smoking J's when appropriate, and other assorted MJ related activities.

"Picked up some fresh 11's for J Day next month"
"J Day, nigga. J Day!"

J Day by thebonedaddy March 28, 2015

J-Day 

J-Day, 2nd of May every Year all around New Zealand potheads, stoners, and supporters of the NORML organisation come together in peace to protest the harsh and un-nessasary prohibition of Marijuana. The best four hours you will spend all year. Free tunes, buds and munchies.

Stoner: Hey man lets go to J-day!
Pothead: Nah, fuck that i dont really feel like sharing my weed with 400 broke stoners.

Stoner: Your and asshole!
Pothead: yea but i got more weed then you!

J-Day by Demonfel May 11, 2009

National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day 

Boys get to fuck girls whose name starts with a ‘j’. This day is on April 12 . This is the day to lose your virginities ladies. You can’t say no if your asked .

National fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day

are :
Jacklyn,Jenny,jasmine,jocelyn,Jamie,Jenna,
Juliana,julissa,Jennifer,Jessica,jayla,Julia,juliet, Josephine,joana, Jane,janelle,jaslyn,Judith ,Janna,and Janeth,

National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day by Big hairy titty bitch April 11, 2019