Chris on 

Chris is my friend who is not smart plays video games too much watches baby cartoons and has 2 bosses can and ebo

ebo:chris stop watching Pokemon and get working

Chris on: ok :(

Chris on by Urban dictionary is the best w January 30, 2019

go Chris Brown on you 

To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.

The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.

Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.

go Chris Brown on you by team rihanna February 12, 2009

Go Chris Brown on your A$$. 

To unload or threaten to unload a smack down, or bite, or 'pwn a fool, for a known, or unknown reason.
and then maybe feel bad about it, or not.

These girls just showed up at my house, and didn't take their shoes off, so I said to each of them Imma "Go Chris Brown on your A$$.".. unless you politely take your shoes off.

Go Chris Brown on your A$$. by eJTvo February 16, 2009

Don't make me go Chris Brown on you... 

a playful threat of domestic violence

Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

Don't make me go Chris Brown on you... by LRSisawesome November 21, 2011

imma do a chris brown on you 

it means you'll beat beat some body up like chris brown did to rihanna

imma do a chris brown on you = hitting or beating somebody up

imma do a chris brown on you by s_e_p_h_o_r_a April 17, 2009

On My Chris Breezy

When your about too beat your female significant other

gio:Im about to smoke without you

kam:"Im on my chris breezy"

On My Chris Breezy by YungBoi Kam October 11, 2019

christ on a cracker 

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

christ on a cracker by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019