Pooph

A very big shit.

I walked into the girls bathroom by accident and saw the biggest pooph.

by NewMonster January 28, 2019

Pooph

A very big shit.

I walked into the girls bathroom by accident and saw the biggest pooph.

by NewMonster January 28, 2019

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

Winnie the Pooh

A restaurant owner in Chinglish: "Me no take the ad slogang you made for my restaurant, no good, no money, go away!"
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?

- "Did you know that Winnie the Pooh is renamed due to the pandemic?"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 4, 2021

puff n pooh

Illicit cigarette smoking
v. To sneak out for a cigarette, whilst throwing a ball to your dog Winnie.

I had to sneak out for a puff n pooh...
n. got any puff n poohs?

by Jeffrey Jingles December 9, 2012

Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh has been used in political satire and has created controversies in China since 2013. In that year, critics compared to an image of Pooh and his friend Tigger a picture of Presidents Xi Jinping and Barack Obama, who met at the G20 in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Cartoons of Xi as Winnie the Pooh were regarded as disrespectful and were banned in China, but they continued to be used by critics.

Winnie the pooh, How comes you suddenly disappeared from HK Disney website without saying anything to me?

by arnoluke October 10, 2019

Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017