Ubergammin is a rare radiation sickness caused by
jacking off while standing in
gamma rays. The main noticeable effect is your dick
shrinking to the size of an Asian's. Some side effects are becoming an Albanian, which develops into having an Albanian accent.
Guy: Girl,
look at my dick! *pulls down pants*
Girl: *chuckles* It's the size of an Asian's!
Guy:
Shut the fuck up! (said in Albanian accent)
Girl: Were you
jacking off in gamma rays?
Guy: Yes (also said in Albanian accent)
Girl: You must have Ubergammin!