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re-training 

usage: noun or verb. A term which describes the process you must go through when you want to fire someone without getting sued. Usually before firing an employee, there will be an opportunity to re-train him, then he will be fired.
"why are you packing up your stuff?

"I'm getting re-trained, so I'm sure i'll be getting restructured by the end of the week."
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refraining order 

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.
Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

italian restraining order 

A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone
That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!

Insta-Cum Retraining 

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
Insta-Cum Retraining by YAWA June 13, 2018

clasp-retaining high-five 

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.
A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.

Restraining Order Barbie 

A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.
Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.

Water Retaining Sea Cow 

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"