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The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.
omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.
Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?
Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.
I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.
(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?
Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.
I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.
(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
muffcuff by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010
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muffshuffler
a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)
another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)
spreading the love
another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)
spreading the love
He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.
I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
muffshuffler by igiveEVA September 20, 2011
Muffscuffle
An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.
Muffscuffle by Demunster May 19, 2013