Hammon 

Noun-A sack of chicken tenders that has been soaking for at least 72 hours in the excessive amount of penis juice released by thousands of true Americans on December 1st.

Pour one of those Hammons down by butthole before I de-virginize your sister, you frog fucker!

Hammon by Couldn't_Connect_to_the_D December 4, 2018

Hammon 

A name for pro alpha gigachad, Hammon Wang.

Hammon is a Chad.

Hammon by anonymous November 23, 2022

Mr. Hammon 

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

Mr. Hammon by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019

Richard Hammond 

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.

Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

Richard Hammond by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018

Potato hammock 

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

Potato hammock by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

Hamboning 

Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.

Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...

Hamboning by ayyywasupdoe January 28, 2020