Greggnant

When you eat so much food from greggs bakers that you become boated and resemble that of a pregnant woman.

Damn boi I feel hella Greggnant after those sausage rolls

Greggnant by GeeGeorge December 2, 2018

greggnant

A woman who is so far, that she could be mistaken for pregnant

(Used in reference to Gregg's Bakery)

Oi, Chardonnayy you look well Greggnant, you should lay off the pasties

greggnant by Born Too Slow November 27, 2016

gregnant 

When you become pregnant with a man named Greg, especially those with the last name of Universe.

Greg: Sigh... I can't believe I just fucked a space rock...
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!

gregnant by citrusui November 29, 2016

greggopants

A man/penis lover

“I identify at straight” “woah dude I though you were greggopants”

greggopants by BryceDey February 11, 2022

Gregnant 

When a male is pregnant as a fucking joke

Omg, you’re gregnant! Congrats bro!
Wait, wtf Jacob?

Gregnant by _Sarcastic_ April 6, 2021

gregnant 

When Greg gets you pregnant

“Did you see Sarah? Looks like she’s gregnant.”

“What does gregnant mean?”

“She’s having Greg’s baby”

gregnant by Gibgab October 17, 2017

Gregnant 

When a man named Greg gets you pregnant

Alice: this is my husband Greg
Greg: *waves*

Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again

Gregnant by Greg2.0 March 11, 2021