Human
1: Yo, wanna check out porn this weekend with beer?
Human
2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human
2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human
2: Shut up! You'
re not my friend anymore! So fuck off!