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Poofiatis 

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.
Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.
Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010
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poocrastinate 

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.
I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...
poocrastinate by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010
Amazing, loyal, and true. The best friend you could ever have. Will always have your back and fight for you til death. Has a wicked sense of humor.
Damn she is bitchin, thats my porcia.
porcia by BlondieHotBZ July 28, 2011

Poochashmuckem 

It's basically something... sweet. An endearing word used to describe the characteristics of a cute/sweet dog.
Naww you're such a poochashmuckem
Poochashmuckem by sweetsmagee September 2, 2010
Pooria is a masculine given name that comes from Persian. This name mostly use for handsome boys who have muscular bodies and big Dicks in Iran. This name is a very popular name in iran and make the boys that have this name high status in society.
"hey zahra look at the window there is a pooria near the street."
"Oh maryam he is so hot i wanna suck him off now!"
Pooria by Mr.doodool August 16, 2018
Ponciano is the best Micronesian person you'll ever meet.
He's very sweet & loves to listen to you talk.
Loves to help you with anything you need.
If you don't know em your missing out :]
I wish all guys respected girls like Ponciano does.
Ponciano by Your mom in my bed January 30, 2008