eduwa 

An African name and he is also a great friend they are usually very tall and fast. Could make a great football player! If you are ever sad they can cheer you up in a second and make you very happy (: if you ever meet a Eduwa hold him tight, they are pretty rare.

oh my gosh I LOVE your name Eduwa

eduwa by your one and only best friend July 11, 2018

Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

Eduardo Squidwardo by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

edubation 

The combination of smut/erotica/porn with a process of acquiring knowledge

Descriptive historical accounts of romantic affairs between royalty are an example of edubation

edubation by BobTheTitan January 23, 2019

Highly Educated 

When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.

Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO

Highly Educated by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 13, 2021

Edward Cullen Disease 

When one (normally a Twitard or Twihard) becomes extremely obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LUV EDWARD!!!111 HES SO HAWT!!11111

Me: Another victim of Edward Cullen Disease passes by...

Edward Cullen Disease by I spend too much time here April 6, 2013

Eduarda

The most kindest , forgiving , smart person you will ever meet. She won't let you down and won't let you be alone. To me I think Eduarda means Angel!

I want a friend just like Eduarda

Eduarda by Himynameisfinheff55 April 9, 2017

National Eduardo Day 

September 1st is know as National Eduardo Day. In National Eduardo Day, you celebrate everyone that’s named Eduardo by giving them $50

Today is National Eduardo Day? I need to give Eduardo $50 as soon as possible!

National Eduardo Day by Ed =) October 31, 2019