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Mouse on a Harley 

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public
John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."

Mouse on a harley. 

A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.
"Is someone using a jackhammer?"

"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."

Harley, Ontario 

Drive South of Brantford until you hit what seems to be the dirtiest hick town hole youve ever seen (Burford) and keep goin' until you've past that and hit an even smaller, even hickier, even dirtier town than that one (if thats possible). Once you get there you know you've reached the town of Harley and I suggest you turn around and leave immediately. Harley is the butt hole of the entire world.
Wanna go mailboxin in Harley, Ontario man!? Ya man that place is a Dump!
Harley, Ontario by scotlander1 April 25, 2011

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026