Definitions by impasta_pasta

KryPiking 

The inability to stop blaming medical conditions that you honestly don't have on your life problems. Synonym for hypochondriac.

Please, you really need to stop KryPiking. That leg of yours isn't broken; let alone preventing you from being an able-bodied person. You're embarrassing yourself and everyone in the room. Go out and find a job.

KryPiking by impasta_pasta May 19, 2017

Mouse on a harley. 

A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.

"Is someone using a jackhammer?"

"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."

Mouse on a harley. by impasta_pasta October 21, 2014