Slowvak

Slowvak is described as the act of taking your cousin on a date and having sexual intercourse with them.

Hey bro, how was your weekend? It was awesome, my cousin Sherri came over for dinner, ended the night with a Slowvak.

by PuffDaddy457 June 14, 2018

Slovakian Traffic Stop

A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone

Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go

by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022

slovak thunder

A drink that is half tap water and half the cheapest vodka you can find.

I ordered 4 slovak thunders for my friends because I only had $4 in my wallet.

by STKazaam October 28, 2013

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

Slovakian Bricklayer

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.

So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.

by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010

slovakian extruder

A sex act ever the man is pounding the vagina and the woman proceeds to evacuate her bowels, timing it to inch out at each stroke

Dude, you wouldn't believe how nasty Heather is. She actually asked for the Slovakian extruder last night...there was shit all over when we go done!!

by Johnson diggle September 25, 2017

Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.

I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.

by Indy the Great January 16, 2019