Plumerize 

Verb. To make something so fucked up that it ruins a perfectly good item. To utterly ruin something.

Adjective. When some thing is beyond repair or an negative response to a task.

Verb. You really plumerized that project, and made everyone hate you as the building burned to the ground.

Adjective. When Sally tried to open the can with a hammer she plummerized the shit outta it but couldn't open it.

Verb. The iceberg plummerized the Titanic.

Plumerize by Amishmafia May 31, 2018

pulverize 

to defeat and punish thoroughly

They pulverized them at the game.

pulverize by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

Palmerized 

The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning signs are face touching and loss of balance.... just ride the wave and sleep it off.

Man I drank so much last night, I was PALMERIZED!

Palmerized by Chappy Palmer March 4, 2009

plagerizer 

someone who copies other peoples work, and pretends it is their own

johnny looks over billy's shoulder and quickly scribbles down a few lines, then heads for the teachers table, and claims his star.

plagerizer by karen May 13, 2003

pulverizer 

Jacking off at hyper speed with a finger in your ass.

Yesterday was terrible, I forgot to wash my hands after a pulverizer and my finger stunk all night.

pulverizer by BreakerOneNine May 8, 2010

palmerize 

tearin dat ass up

boy:Imma palmerize dat ass.
girl:oh lawd!!

palmerize by muffin!!punk!! July 7, 2010

Puterized 

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world

Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized

Puterized by Caminojen May 20, 2011