sticky andy

The exact opposite of a Wet Willy. A Sticky Andy is where you stick your finger in your ear to gather the desired amount of ear wax. You then proceed to stick that finger into someones mouth.

"Dammit Craig, if you give me one more Wet Willy, I'll give you a Sticky Andy!"

sticky andy by StickyAndy May 21, 2018

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Stinky Andy

A man who hasn’t washed his sheets in months. His room will develop a certain smell. He will invite friends round to share his room for free accommodation for a weekend with the boys without realising the smell, because he’s ‘nose blind’ (you know that advert). He will be therefore known henceforth as ‘Stinky Andy’ or ‘Stinkyyyyy’

Omg stayed in stinky Andy’s room last night, disgustan!

Stinky Andy by Ahoihoii June 20, 2019

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Stinky Andy

a lumpy lobbed asshole with no sense of smell and no grasp on reality.

god Andy Johnson really smells. But we cant tell him because he is an asshole amd cant smell anyway. What a stinky Andy!!

Stinky Andy by eatadickjay September 5, 2020

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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