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hypnovich 

Is a common name in Bosnië Herzegovina. Normally Hypnoviches have more than one vain on their cock, and uses those vains to strike their enemy. This is a well known fighting strategy in this particular part of Europe.

You should highly respect all the Hypnoviches
*person A*:Yo bitch niggah, wy u staring?!

*person B*: You better watch out mate, i'm a Hypnovich!

*person A*: oh fuck me, how much cocaine do you need to let me free?!

*person B*: mahnnn, dis shit's trippy. 20 grams will be enough.

*person A*: You know what? I goin give u 30 grams!

*person B*: MOTHERFUCKER! what did I tell you?! Fucking 20 grams you piece of niggah. (Fires a gun and walks away with the 20 grams)
hypnovich by Hypnovich May 13, 2018

hypnotically beautiful 

This describes a person or sight that is so lovely that the viewer feels like they are in a trance.
The anchor woman was so hypnotically beautiful, I forgot the food was boiling!

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

Hypnochristian

Megachurch attendee who worships God as man in the form of a modern day snake-oil salesman such as Bishop TD Jakes or Joel Osteen.
Bishop T.D. Jakes is hitting up his hypnochristian megachurch worshippers for more cash than ever; snakeskin clownshoes shoes aren't cheap.

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want
Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

hypnotic 

The miss-spelled version of the blueish alcoholic drink that is a blend of vodka, cognac, and tropical juices. It is really spelled hpnotiq.
AIMBuddy1: I'm about to get some hypnotic do you want anything?

AIMBuddy2: It's spelled hpnotiq you idiot.
hypnotic by rc49 October 4, 2005

hypnotic 

a neon-colored, light blue fruity tasting very hard liquor; can be mixed with rum.
I got 3 shots of that hypnotic and I was out.
hypnotic by hypnaddict October 25, 2003