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cockulating 

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.
"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"
cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011

Cock blasting 

swallowing a penis so fast and hard, the man will explode when he comes
Emily had me cock blasting like a champ, I came in her mouth like five times yesterday

cockbaiting 

verb: using ones phallos as a means of attracting women
aww joes cockbaiting kaitie again
cockbaiting by steve the legend April 29, 2006

Cockbaiting 

When someone with a absolutely massive shlong sends a really artful dick pic to a girl. You would think the guy is also attractive yet he isn't, it's some edp looking pedo with a massive cock!
My mom was being cockbaited by this weird guy. The cockbaiting loose weird smelly guy just wasn't right.
Cockbaiting by LIHZAHRD March 29, 2022

Cocklashing 

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.
James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear
Cocklashing by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017

Community cockbeating 

When a community of communist gets together and assembles a sort of gang to assault all the most dominant roosters within said community.
Yo man are u going to attend the community cockbeating this weekend?