Felchie 

A photograph taken of oneself whilst performing the act of felching
Originates from the everpopular selfie

Brett: "Wow, that was great! I'm going to go rinse off. Want to join me?"
Carl : "Yup...... But first, lemme take a felchie"

Felchie by The Branford Badger Snatcher March 9, 2018

Coffee Felcher 

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

Coffee Felcher by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

belly felcher 

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

belly felcher by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019

Felchers milkshake 

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

Felchers milkshake by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

Felching the clown by Selevan May 3, 2013

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.

Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

Turkish Felching by The man with two plans December 4, 2011

Felching For Duckbutter 

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.

Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.

Felching For Duckbutter by FupaGunt August 7, 2011