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HASHmonKEY 

This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.
Oh damn, HASHmonKEY is on, run for cover
HASHmonKEY by JoePinball September 25, 2007
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hashmonkey 

Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.
He becomes a right 'hashmonkey' sometimes.
hashmonkey by doris12345 December 13, 2008
The Hashoo is a wild creature and It is commonly found in cities located in Canada. It is often heard saying " kids" to people that swear. The Hashoo likes too read and is good at math.
Jim: F*** you.
Hashoo: Jim, kids.
Jim: Shut up.
hashoo by The Hashoo October 29, 2019

Hasshole 

When someone is hassling you about something while being an asshole about it.
"Take out the trash already!"
"Fine I'll do it now so you can stop being an hasshole."
Hasshole by xKrazyKiller February 9, 2012

Hashobong 

A bong used to smoke hash.
Yo! Hit this hashobong.
Hashobong by Quzcrew October 16, 2018

Hasshole 

Fan: OMG! It's David Hasselhoff! Can I have your autograph?

David Hasselhoff: Fuck off!

Fan: Jeez, someone's being a hasshole.
Hasshole by piratesschaf2112 January 15, 2009