Beeftac

Going down on someone who tastes minty

Jane was proper beeftac last night

by Beeftac uk December 26, 2017

Beeftard

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.

The incredible hulk is a beeftard.

by the duv December 24, 2007

Beeftard

A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.

That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.

"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"

by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009

Beeface

When ones face appears to have been raped by a swarm of bees. A very inflamed, not hot, gross, lady face.

Kris: Do you think his girlfriend is cute?
Mikey: Fuck no, that bitch has beeface.
Mat: Oh wow, I'd fucking off myself.

by herrohifive April 12, 2009

Beefface

Someone with a uncommonly large meaty face - the opposite of a pinhead

He is such a beefface look how massive and meaty his head is , he should cut back on the smedders

by The smedders wrestler June 15, 2018

Beefjack

An expression of delight at the quality of something. Can be said with an extended emphasis on the word beef and is multifunctional in its use. Feel free to replace jack with rat, cat or hat and must be said with vigour. Originates from Borat's phrase "fat cat" in description of the good life lived by a privileged few. This developed into fat rat, and then beef rat based on the universal appreciation for the meat from a cow. This manifested into beefjack due to it's proximity in sound to beef jerky and this has seemingly stuck as the chosen phrase. Use wisely

Steve: " Mate, you been watching Red Dwarf recently?"

Joe: "Oh yeah, it's a bit of a beefjack!"

"I'm a big fan of the band Suede, they're a bit of a beefjack."

by Texas Paolo December 2, 2009