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The Pensky File 

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"
"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."
The Pensky File by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010
A shorter name for Pennsylvania

Pronouced PEN-see, it is not normally used in writing, but in speaking only.

Mostly used by New Jerseyans who live near the New Jersey/Pennsylvania border
1: Where'd you get those fireworks? They're illegal here in Jersey!
2: Yeah, I had to go to Pensy to buy them.

Why's that guy doing 45 in the left lane?
Oh, check those Pensy plates.
Pensy by steadygreenlight June 23, 2008
A code word for a slacking off for an afternoon, generally used between office collegues.
1. What are you up to this arvo?
2. I'm working on the Pensky file.
1. Right, see you at the pub in 15.
2. Have a beer waiting for me.
Pensky by Spadgio September 22, 2008

pensylvania turnpike 

A sexual act where in a man picks up a prostitue in a vehicle, then proceeds to insert 4 fingers into her asshole and the thumb into her vagina. While keeping the arm at a 45 degree angle with fingers still inserted into orffices the prostitute then deficates down his arm creating the effect of a vehicle entering an on ramp. Then to finish the act he throws a 20 oz. bottle filled with urine out the window on the berm of the highway.
"Hey baby pull down yor pants and lets do a pensylvania turnpike."
pensylvania turnpike by Meatlover January 13, 2009

pensbury high school 

a bunch of pussy asses that couldnt beat neshaminy at anything..wether it be sports or just kickin ass pensbury just takes care of the stds for us. thank u pensbury for making the world a worse place
the people at pensbury high school that try and show up to an elementary school to fight a bunch of 15 year olds and lose.

Pensburgh 

the title is coming to Pensburgh this year !
Pensburgh by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024