Paperfy 

To attempt to write on paper what is happening in a busy brain. Also includes being frustrated at inability to write more than one sentence simultaneously.

While journaling she wrote multiple entries at about the same time in an attempt to paperfy what she was thinking.

Paperfy by eMclectic October 11, 2017

paperfuck 

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.

Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.

paperfuck by SNUKnight April 20, 2008

paperfest

Making an incredible amount of cash money quickly.

Aaron: Hey Tom, I heard Ron just sold off all his keys to some playa down on Commercial and Hastings!
Tom: Dayummm, must've been quite a paperfest!

paperfest by crocoshet September 21, 2011

paperfacing 

You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses.

You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses. You're paperfacing.

paperfacing by Menudo T. July 27, 2011

Paperfit 

Fit and athletic on paper but in reality can’t actually complete a workout. Probably has a near perfect looking body that would struggle to run a few miles or do push-ups. Genetically gifted or surgically enhanced, usually both. Paperfit women usually can be found at the gym with a full face of untainted makeup and won’t work hard enough to break a sweat. Paperfit men often don’t leave the locker room, they simply take the selfies then leave after a shower.

Just took a class with that new gym instructor. It was garbage, she’s just paperfit.

Paperfit by FlippingFancy April 27, 2023

paperfag 

A Fag composed of tobacco and tea rolled up using paper. Created by Callum Hackett.

Person 1: Hey dude you got anything i can smoke?

Person 2: I only have a paperfag

paperfag by Real Barca April 27, 2009

Papery 

Being sexual towards you homework!

Dam this is papery!

Papery by Sean Donohue May 15, 2011