Jones law 

The act of going near the hottest person in a location.

For example, in a supermarket, it is the act of going to the hottest check out assistant. Or, when on a bus, sitting near as possible to the hottest person there.

Steve: Wow, Nathan just used the Jones Law to go to that sweet ass checkout assistant.

Jones law by Antonoir July 23, 2017

Jones' Law 

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

Jones' Law by RoiceX June 23, 2020

Jones' Law 

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.

Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?

Jones' Law by AltLore May 25, 2021

Bell's Jokes Law 

Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.

Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/

Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)

Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'

Bell's Jokes Law by Bellser July 29, 2006