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Fandicktion 

Other name for smut.
When two (or more) people have sex in a fanfiction and it’s described in details.
β€œDid you read that fandicktion?”
β€œOmg, yeah! That fandicktion was so good!”
Fandicktion by laughinlikeniall August 3, 2018

Lower Fenwick

In video, a lower 3rd of your audio chain, as created by Chris Fenwick of Office Hours. The audio chain is from microphone to computer for the daily Zoom call.
Tell us your audio chain through your lower Fenwick...
Lower Fenwick by Geekazine October 14, 2021
When a male dips his penis in a fondue pot of chocolate (or any other melted food of choice) and the girl has the pleasure of eating it off. This phallical delicacy is one of the finest in the world.
He did a fondick for me! It was delicious!
Fondick by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 12, 2006

fenwick tree 

Also known as Binary Search Tree used by n00b programmers, it is the epidimy of hell and trash and jackass O(n^n) time
"You didn't get this job because you used Fenwick Trees." - worst nightmare of a software engineer

Fenwick Moment 

The period of silence between someone telling a terrible joke and everyone walking away.
"Aresenal or Titnam"
"..........."
"This is such a Fenwick Moment"
Fenwick Moment by Ey3coniic May 16, 2021

I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window 

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!