assjake

An assjake is one who jakes asses

"Those assjakes keep getting in my way!"

by HugoBoom April 8, 2005

Assjacked

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

assmaker

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

by mattalianna April 8, 2017

Assjacket

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

by Master Clean January 19, 2006

assjacker(s)

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

by booty bandit May 28, 2004

Asscake

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

by Yoda November 30, 2004

Assjoke

Assjoke’s are arrogant, completely useless, stupid, heartless, cruel and obnoxious. A waste of your time and energy.

Don’t bother getting to know Karen. She’s such an assjoke.

by Assjoke April 25, 2021