Petuing 

Laying down on your belly (pet in Hindi) and doing something productive (eg. working, texting, reading, studying, etc.)

While I was petuing, the dog jumped on to my back;
I can be petuing all day long

Petuing by Neogrammarism June 19, 2017

Peteing 

A pose you do when your not sure where to put your hands
'To pete'

"Hey, look! That guys is peteing"

Peteing by Alexandraazar June 2, 2017

two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

two way petting zoo by drflubert March 20, 2009

petting a phoenix 

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

petting a phoenix by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

two-way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

two-way petting zoo by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

heavy petting 

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.

we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.

heavy petting by xenofobiq August 17, 2004

are you petting my mongoose 

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

are you petting my mongoose by Jlock April 5, 2019