Catfight

A vicious fight between two women that features biting & scratching and often involves clothes being ripped off,

"Patty tore off Stacey's top and scratched her tits in the catfight."

Catfight by Rick May 13, 2005

catfight

catfight: usually used to describe two girls/women who are mucho pissed at each other, and after a few girly insults they fight, normally by scratching each other, slaps, pulling hair, and other cliched catfight methods.

note: men seem to find these catfights extremely amusing. perhaps, for the same reason that lame college guys have a thing for lesbians. the reason, exactly? we may never know.

Tori: Rea, did you really hook up with that loser Ty at Carson's party? You are such a slut!
Rea: Don't be a gossipy bitch.
Tori: What the hell did you just call me?!
Rea: A gossipy bitch. Which is what you are.
Tori: *slaps*
Rea: HELL NO!
*catfight*
Carson: Oh, dude! Chicks fighting!
Ty: Awesome!

catfight by doesthatmakemecrazy? October 20, 2006

catfight

when girls fight to each other phisically, usually in the same time, they act as a drama queen :)

the two hottest girl in the school burst into a catfight for the best looking boy

catfight by EvaO October 7, 2009

catfight

When two or more *nix shell scripters argue whether cat is necessary or if shell redirection will suffice (and/or is superior).

Admin 1: You don't need to `cat file | grep word` you can just do `grep word file`
Admin 2: Is it really more performant <eye roll>??!
Admin 3: You can do this `var =$(< test)` instread of `var=$(cat test)`
Admin 2: Umm yeah I accidentally clobbered a file when I goofed up and did `var =$(> test)`, I'll keep using cat
Admin 1 & 3: Noooooooo! It's a Useless Use of Cat (UUOC) !!!!1!1!!!!
Admin: How did this become a catfight?!

catfight by brunerd November 29, 2022

Catfight

What happens when there aren't enough black guys to go around at the frat party.

Amber and Jenna are having a blood feud catfight over Toby.

Catfight by major_delmac February 28, 2005

catfight

A fight between manlets. Usually about which one of the petite and effeminate manlets should get to marry Brock Lesnar. The loser is then ritualistically sacrificed in the manlet pit by being forced to stumble around on burning stilts until the vanquished manlet eventually falls into the flames below. All the while the surrounding sissy manlets sing Short People in veneration of their God and hero Randy Newman.

Why are there two oiled up, bikini-clad manlets squabbling over a pair of height boosting insoles over there? Who cares? It's just a catfight. Silly manlet boys...

catfight by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024

Spousal catfight arousal 

The complicated excitement a man feels when seeing his wife (or girlfriend) in a physical altercation with another woman. The condition is heightened when there is the real possibility for intimate sensual contact between the two combatants.

"Hey come quick, Jen had it with your wife's attitude and it looks like she has Lesley pinned down. You might want to end this."

"Are you kidding?"

"Spousal catfight arousal?"

"Damn straight. I need a closer view."

Spousal catfight arousal by Cirdellin December 29, 2009