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Trumpter 

When Donald Duck is make his profound - not - gaslighting (which see) pronouncements which are just political spin.
I am going to tell you something, yes I am! All immigrants are bad people and we don't want any of them in the country. So there you are ... it's TRUE I tell you! It's the truth!
And I'm going to the Head Trumpter of disinformation. gaslighting disinformation
Trumpter by --Viking February 22, 2017
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Trumpervert 

portmanteau formed from Trump + pervy + pervert

def: (1) a pervy old geezer who engages in boasting of his numerous sexual assaults on women such as unwanted or "ambush" kissing and grab-a-snatch attacks ... which he crudely characterizes as "grab them by the pussy!"

cf: see Donald Trump (the prototype)

(2) a fat-assed misogynistic assclown who is characteristically 50-years (or more) older than the women who he stares at fantasizing in his feverish NPD - deranged brain that they find him sexually attractive ... never conscious of the revulsion they feel for him
OMG! My pervy uncle is such a Trumpervert! At our family Thanksgiving gathering he grabbed me by my pussy and tried to kiss me on the mouth IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS! OMG!!!!!
Trumpervert by Eppypotamus July 13, 2019

Trumpteezer 

def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.

syn: high-class whore-ELLA
Before becoming First Lady, Melania was only the last in a long line of Trumpteezers.
Trumpteezer by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

Trumpster Fire 

1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.

- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.

2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'
Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.

Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.
Trumpster Fire by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017

Trumpterrupting 

1. The way Trump interrupts other people in a conversation.
2. When one of Trumps supporters interrupt another person to win a political argument.
3. Interrupting in any fashion that Donald J. Trump may interrupt.
Trumpterrumts-trumpterrupted-trumpterrupt
(Feminist) Did you hear what sexist thing Don-(Person trumpterrupting) Wrong
Trumpery (noun): the use of outright lies, political smeers, bait and switch tactics, demagoguery, deflection, namecalling, political shell games, blameshifting, threats, fearmongering and any side show-con man methods to try to shield oneself from prosecution as a traitor, criminal, liar, fool, madman, and/or imbecile.
All the Trumpery coming from the White House is a threat to our democracy.

trumperdink 

A thin-skinned, puny-fingered, flacid, florid orange strawman who has managed to gain power despite getting 2.8 million votes LESS than his rival. Tends to spew unfiltered mental garbage through Twitter. Hates; the gays, the blacks, the women, the Mexicans and the rules of a respectful, intelligent society.
"Hey #Trumperdink I know u r 'very put out' but it's called free speech" @Cary_Elwes
trumperdink by LfeaeOz December 21, 2016