a weird ass musical about trains by Andrew Lloyd Webber. currently has a full time show in Bochum,
Germany. There's a train trying to win the love of a carriage but theres also this other guy that already has a girlfriend but still wants to
fuck the other carriage and then there's a bisexual one and hes a
crackhead and the entire musical as i like to describe it, a porno with no porn, just sexualized trains. (also literally no one knows about it)