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cunt slapper 

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!
That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off
cunt slapper by Jason Jizzy October 1, 2005

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.
"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"
cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntnapper 

noun.

usage: a person who sleeps with another man's woman. Girlfriend stealer. Literally to thieve cunt.
I banged tommy's girl. I'm the cuntnapper.
cuntnapper by R. Sanchez November 24, 2005

cuntslapper

One of the homosexual orientation, esp. female who enjoys masturbating her partner.
that chick is a cuntslapper
cuntslapper by Herman_The_Sick June 10, 2003
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026