butterfooter

When a male partner licks butter (peanut, regular, almond, truffle, etc.) out of a female counterpart's ear, while she smears butter (peanut, regular, almond, truffle, etc.) all over his penis, then proceeds to give him a foot job (a hand job, but with feet) with that butter.

"Oh my god, Becky gave me the BEST butterfooter of my entire life last night, I was completely amazed by 'what dat foot do.'"

"Do you mind if I hit up Becky? Heard her butterfooter game was a 10."

butterfooter by Brybread December 29, 2016

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butterfooted

When playing a platformer game your character slips into an area not desired.

"MARIO.... you butterfooted faggot... you fell straight into the fucking hole!!!"

butterfooted by mariodeath October 15, 2009

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Butterflowers

A horrible attempt to make a decent spread of flowers.
A bad or even disgusting arrangement of flowers in a flower box, flower pot, and etc.

Wow i love everything about her house butterflowers.
That girl has everything going on butterflowers.
Everything at her funeral looked good butterflowers.

Butterflowers by mrdeetothejay April 30, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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