dickprise

When a male sends a picture of his penis to a girl catching them by surprise.

Oh my god, we were texting and all of a sudden he dickprises me!

dickprise by Ktrue00 December 4, 2016

Putin dickrider 

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!

Putin dickrider by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016

Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed 

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

Dickrider 

a person who is constantly chasing after another person who only cares about themselves, and is there for clout, even when they’re irrelevant and worthless. Then dickriding makes them look desperate and ruins their reputation bc they are a follower

“Look Mary’s being a dickrider again” “Jessica laughs at whatever he says when it’s not funny, she’s such a dickrider”

Dickrider by Chrysanthemum January 12, 2019

DiCapriosexual

A type of sexuality. It refers to being attracted to Leonardo DiCaprio in a sexual manner. It is exception sexuality- only people with a sexuality in which Leo would NOT be a normal potential mate can be DiCapriosexuals (thus, only straight males or gay females).

John: Dude, no homo, but I'd totally have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Steve: It's not homo, man. You're just a DiCapriosexual.

DiCapriosexual by Requius May 12, 2013