Soberlist

One who does not get shit faced, but prefers not to be sober.

Kondox is a soberlist.

by Afrooklyn September 14, 2016

most soberest game

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.

Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash

by Sam I make out with Sam November 3, 2012

soberlicious

Someone that is hot, single and sober.

Check her out... she is soberlicious.

by Toddsterx February 11, 2008

Soberish

The state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.

Get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it's time to drive home.

by bocharo January 5, 2011

soberist

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

by tossayo November 2, 2008

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

Soberlicious

One who is both attractive and sworn themself to sobriety, vastly decreasing the likelihood of anyone engaging in intercourse with them.

Andrew is way to attractive not to drink. I'd totally have sex with him. He's soberlicious.

by John Whittenberger April 21, 2008