zomij 

zomij is like a refined version of "zomg"
like voltage
zomage
zomij

A: ZOMIJ! i just broke my arm!
B: ZOMIJ! are you ok?
A: i think so. ZOMIJ! i can't compete in the football finals!
B: ZOMIJ! now the team will never win.
A:ZOMIJ! i know.

that's zomij for you

zomij by jεssıċα October 8, 2008

Zomi 

A tribe living in the north-east part of India. Paite,Zou,Simte,Vaiphei,chin etc, are the various tribe forming the name "Zomi".

Guy1: Dude? You know the Zomi's???
Guy2: Hell ya.... They are KOOL...........

Zomi by elby April 11, 2008

zomigod 

An awesome way of taking the mick out of the populars at school. Personally, I like to wait until they start ohmigodding (which they do on a surprisingly frequent basis) and then I leap up behind then out of nowhere and start shouting (in a completely crap french accent) 'Zomigod, oui! Zomigod! ZOMIGOD ...' etc.

Popular 1: ... so are you two like dating now?
Popular 2: Yeah, we're so ... ohmigod! Ohmigod!
Popular 1: Ohmigod ... what?
Popular 2: I broke a nail! Ohmigod!
Populars 1 & 2: OHMIGOD! OH-MI-GOD! AHHHHH!!! OHMIGOD!
Me: Zomigod ... zomigod!! ZOMIGODDING-GOD INDEED, ouioui? ZOMIGOD, what to do ... what to do? Ah, zomigod ...
*Populars 1 & 2 run off screaming*
Me: Mwa ha ha.

zomigod by killthepromqueen July 6, 2006

Zomit 

A person who is smart beyond all reason. It can be any type of smarts. You may think you know everything, and maybe you do. But How can you be sure of that?

(1)Omg, that person is so Zomit.

(2) That person thinks he's Zomit.

Zomit by A person~ June 14, 2009

Zomizon 

1) A being with superhero tech like powers that can fix electronics that everyone else thinks is un-fixable.

2) The trustworthy IT guy you hope you know when your hard drive crashes or you get a virus from a porn site.

3) The opposite of a technotard

Fuck!!!!! I lost it all and can't reboot! Did bob hire that zomizon guy?

Zomizon by bobbywhiff April 14, 2017

zomister 

A really really really good looking man

omg zomister is so hot

zomister by totally not zomister April 29, 2022

zomie 

Zombie without the B.

Used to describe the feeling of having had no sleep and being very tired, ie. being a zombie.

Except it is cuter because there is no B.

richelle: i had no sleep last night
aless: yeah you're so zomie!

aless: i can't open this bottle!
richelle: yeah you're too zomie!

zomie by meowmeowmeowmeowmeow January 24, 2009