ZOMFJ

'ZOMFJ' was coined by someone to have no meaning, I'm sure, but the meaning exists for fans of an anime/manga called Naruto. The way to actually say it out loud would not be 'zomfig' but 'Zoh My Fucking Jashin.' Jashin is a fictional god worshiped by the character Hidan from Naruto. Several fans actually claim to follow the religion of Jashinism, though that would require that they perform sacrificial rituals on living human beings, therefore killing them. No one but a serial killer, and a really good one at that, could actually follow this religion. Jashin's followers are supposed to get full immortality, age-wise and when it comes to physical harm.

Used to express surprise or...well, just about anything.

ZOMFJ did you see that!?

by Insomnia Kills January 11, 2009

ZOMFJ

no real meaning like ZOMFG but with a J

lyk ZOMFJ thats uber cool
and/or
ZOMFJ did you check out the girl back there?

by wilsey 9 November 19, 2007

zomfgwtfbbq

A random way of being surprised and amused..

Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid...
Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO?

by Mister Purple March 6, 2008

zOMFG

usually spelled entirely in caps, this abbreviation originates from the typo you get when you strike the shift key in order to type OMFG, but you miss and hit the z instead.

ZOMFG that looks cool, could you torrent it?

by Boeboe April 28, 2004

ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM

The highest possible level of ownage.

Blenderlm (RADIO): Report In, Team.
Master O' Cheese (RADIO): Sector Clear.
RubberDuckyMan (RADIO): Enemy Down. I ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM-ed him!

by Harun Ates April 18, 2008

zomfgz

Zomfgz (zoh my fucking godzorz) is the neo generation zomfg invented by a jamerican cult in Tokyo. The word has managed to expand throughout the world thanks to the zomfgz campaign initiated by Sabian Ramirez.

Zomfgz i fucking ownzed that roflcopter

by Sabien May 3, 2007

zOMFGROFLMAO

z-OMFG-ROFLMAO

z-Oh My Fucking God Rolling On (the) Floor Laughting My Ass Off

-Bob : Hey Jimmy!
-Jimmy: Whut?!?
-Bob : Chickenbutt!
-Jimmy: zOMFGROFLMAO!!!!!!!
-Bob : ^^"

by AppOMG! December 17, 2009