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zomigod
An awesome way of taking the mick out of the populars at school. Personally, I like to wait until they start ohmigodding (which they do on a surprisingly frequent basis) and then I leap up behind then out of nowhere and start shouting (in a completely crap french accent) 'Zomigod, oui! Zomigod! ZOMIGOD ...' etc.
Popular 1: ... so are you two like dating now?
Popular 2: Yeah, we're so ... ohmigod! Ohmigod!
Popular 1: Ohmigod ... what?
Popular 2: I broke a nail! Ohmigod!
Populars 1 & 2: OHMIGOD! OH-MI-GOD! AHHHHH!!! OHMIGOD!
Me: Zomigod ... zomigod!! ZOMIGODDING-GOD INDEED, ouioui? ZOMIGOD, what to do ... what to do? Ah, zomigod ...
*Populars 1 & 2 run off screaming*
Me: Mwa ha ha.
Popular 2: Yeah, we're so ... ohmigod! Ohmigod!
Popular 1: Ohmigod ... what?
Popular 2: I broke a nail! Ohmigod!
Populars 1 & 2: OHMIGOD! OH-MI-GOD! AHHHHH!!! OHMIGOD!
Me: Zomigod ... zomigod!! ZOMIGODDING-GOD INDEED, ouioui? ZOMIGOD, what to do ... what to do? Ah, zomigod ...
*Populars 1 & 2 run off screaming*
Me: Mwa ha ha.
zomigod by killthepromqueen July 6, 2006
Zomit
A person who is smart beyond all reason. It can be any type of smarts. You may think you know everything, and maybe you do. But How can you be sure of that?
Zomizon
1) A being with superhero tech like powers that can fix electronics that everyone else thinks is un-fixable.
2) The trustworthy IT guy you hope you know when your hard drive crashes or you get a virus from a porn site.
3) The opposite of a technotard
2) The trustworthy IT guy you hope you know when your hard drive crashes or you get a virus from a porn site.
3) The opposite of a technotard
Zomizon by bobbywhiff April 14, 2017
zomister
zomister by totally not zomister April 29, 2022
zomie
Zombie without the B.
Used to describe the feeling of having had no sleep and being very tired, ie. being a zombie.
Except it is cuter because there is no B.
Used to describe the feeling of having had no sleep and being very tired, ie. being a zombie.
Except it is cuter because there is no B.
richelle: i had no sleep last night
aless: yeah you're so zomie!
aless: i can't open this bottle!
richelle: yeah you're too zomie!
aless: yeah you're so zomie!
aless: i can't open this bottle!
richelle: yeah you're too zomie!
zomie by meowmeowmeowmeowmeow January 24, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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