Skip to main content
zomij is like a refined version of "zomg"
like voltage
zomage
zomij
A: ZOMIJ! i just broke my arm!
B: ZOMIJ! are you ok?
A: i think so. ZOMIJ! i can't compete in the football finals!
B: ZOMIJ! now the team will never win.
A:ZOMIJ! i know.

that's zomij for you
zomij by jεssıċα October 8, 2008
Words you can keep
A tribe living in the north-east part of India. Paite,Zou,Simte,Vaiphei,chin etc, are the various tribe forming the name "Zomi".
Guy1: Dude? You know the Zomi's???
Guy2: Hell ya.... They are KOOL...........
Zomi by elby April 11, 2008
Related Words
An awesome way of taking the mick out of the populars at school. Personally, I like to wait until they start ohmigodding (which they do on a surprisingly frequent basis) and then I leap up behind then out of nowhere and start shouting (in a completely crap french accent) 'Zomigod, oui! Zomigod! ZOMIGOD ...' etc.
Popular 1: ... so are you two like dating now?
Popular 2: Yeah, we're so ... ohmigod! Ohmigod!
Popular 1: Ohmigod ... what?
Popular 2: I broke a nail! Ohmigod!
Populars 1 & 2: OHMIGOD! OH-MI-GOD! AHHHHH!!! OHMIGOD!
Me: Zomigod ... zomigod!! ZOMIGODDING-GOD INDEED, ouioui? ZOMIGOD, what to do ... what to do? Ah, zomigod ...
*Populars 1 & 2 run off screaming*
Me: Mwa ha ha.
zomigod by killthepromqueen July 6, 2006
A person who is smart beyond all reason. It can be any type of smarts. You may think you know everything, and maybe you do. But How can you be sure of that?
(1)Omg, that person is so Zomit.

(2) That person thinks he's Zomit.
Zomit by A person~ June 14, 2009
1) A being with superhero tech like powers that can fix electronics that everyone else thinks is un-fixable.

2) The trustworthy IT guy you hope you know when your hard drive crashes or you get a virus from a porn site.

3) The opposite of a technotard
Fuck!!!!! I lost it all and can't reboot! Did bob hire that zomizon guy?
Zomizon by bobbywhiff April 14, 2017

zomister 

A really really really good looking man
omg zomister is so hot
zomister by totally not zomister April 29, 2022
Zombie without the B.

Used to describe the feeling of having had no sleep and being very tired, ie. being a zombie.

Except it is cuter because there is no B.
richelle: i had no sleep last night
aless: yeah you're so zomie!

aless: i can't open this bottle!
richelle: yeah you're too zomie!
zomie by meowmeowmeowmeowmeow January 24, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
Next