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to treat somebody, especially a worker or staff, as a machine.
In the past, factory owners used to zombify their workers.
zombify by uttam maharjan November 1, 2010
Zombify, sense 1, to say a word or phrase in that deep, ghostly, slow, and evil tone in wich zombies talk.
Sense 2, to slow something down DRAMATICALLY.
I love when people zombify my favorite words.
I was listening to 2 different versions of the old Scottish folk song "comin' through the rye" and one person sang it fast, but another person zombified the tempo.
zombify by zombie lover December 3, 2013

zombify-me 

statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication;

stumbling upon a situation which involves extreme tedium or horror and responding with the remark similiar in meaning to "Oh please someone just sedate me already!";
As I entered the kitchen I saw him reach for the bottle of Green Chartreuse and pour a large shot, and before sculling it down he screamed in a drawn-out disturbing manner, " z o m - b i f - f y - m e !" (zombify-me);

Zack paused 'Dawn of the Dead' before poring his sixth triple shot Wild Turkey, and just as he was about to take a large gulp, just barely managed to groan "Zombify-me";
zombify-me by Zack Bathory January 16, 2008

Zombifried 

when you get so high you cant move and you zone out for long periods of time...so you feel like a zombie
dude i got fuckin' zombifried the other day...i couldnt even light the joint
Zombifried by Little__White January 2, 2010

Zombified 

When you wake up feeling so crappy, you walk around moaning and dragging your feet. A result of either being hungover or just not being a morning person.
BossmanDick: You're two hours late for work!
Soontobehisboss: Cut me some slack, I woke up zombified
BossmanDick: I'm writing you up!
Soontobehisboss: Jeez Dick, you're such a dick...
Zombified by Creeposaurus August 31, 2005

Morning Zombification 

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention
mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-