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windexing 

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.
Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.
windexing by MrShasta January 24, 2014
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A stripper who is too diseased and/or unattractive to persuade anyone too approach the stage during her performance. Commonly seen cleaning the stripper pole with a spray bottle of Windex for most or all of their allotted performing time, hence the name.
Man, the strip club was so lame last night! Nothing but windykes scrubbing the pole, all night long. I wouldn't let any of them touch my pole, they all have herpagonasyphilaids!
Windyke by Stripficianado December 20, 2013

Windy-City Assassin

Derrick rose...The Windy-City Assassin

Windy City Salad 

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
Windy City Salad by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009
according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.

DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?
Ahahaha. he told you not to!! ahahahaha! i am windextor! i will clean your soul!
windextor by windextor October 2, 2006

Wet n Windy 

Calvin: Dude Laklynn just gave a a wet n windy last night!

James: Are you serious?

Calvin: Hell yeah, it was amazing!
Wet n Windy by BigJax512 April 16, 2019