wikamnesia 

the act of getting lost in the abyss of the internet while researching any topic. typically results in unintentional procrastination.

wikipedia doesn't help this since articles always have a ton of hyperlinks to other wiki articles to define terms, phrases and concepts

Tom: How's the paper on the life of Nikola Tesla?
Me: What? Oh yeah! What am I doing here? I'm looking at a wiki article on electric cars!
Tom: Sounds like wikamnesia.

wikamnesia by kiltlifter December 9, 2009

whamnesia 

Noun - Medical condition for what happens when a person giving a blowjob gets the back of their skull slammed so hard that they lose short or long term memories of giving the blowjob that gave them the condition.

Yo man, I skullfucked your mom so hard last night she forgot we even did that. I think she has Whamnesia.

whamnesia by chozo_ninpo October 21, 2011

Wikinesia

The condition noted when a person who looks something up on Wikipedia can't remember a) the information found when they looked that something up and/or b) occasionally can't remember that they even ever looked that item up, and usually it was only about two months ago and the person retained that cool knowledge for all of 48 hours.

Ted looked up the Battle of Hastings on Wikipedia after seeing a reference about it in a news story. A week later Ted heard some people talking about the Battle of Hastings and wanted to contribute something to the conversation but because of a bad case of wikinesia he was unable to recall what he had learned from the Wikipedia page.

Wikinesia by anonymouswordinator September 22, 2009

Wikinesia

Combination Wikipedia and Indonesia; a Wikipedian who contributes encyclopedia in Indonesian language since October 10, 2009.

Wikinesia is an active contributor in Indonesian Wikipedia. The user has good reputation in the community.

Wikinesia by Kepahiang March 25, 2019

whamnesia 

An altered state of mind whereby a dude does not recall partaking of a bouncy-bouncy with one or more ladies.

Bill Clinton has had so many casual flings over the years ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton") that it might come as no surprise if he claims whamnesia about some of them.

whamnesia by QuacksO April 17, 2022

whamnesia 

A lack of memory regarding having engaged in a bouncy-bouncy with a fellow human.

As many flings as Bill Clinton has partaken in ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), it's little wonder that he might claim whamnesia about at least a few of them.

whamnesia by QuacksO April 18, 2022