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Whoroscope 

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign
Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!
Whoroscope by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014

Whoresome 

Adj. Something both whorey and wholesome
-Wow that's kind of a whoresome meme.
-That girl over there is totally whoresome! 10/10 would bang!
Whoresome by HeyItsMj May 24, 2018

Whoreopotamus 

A very large person who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money.
The back of that whoreopotamus' neck looks like a pack of hotdogs, just like Oprah!
Whoreopotamus by tjb2 March 25, 2010
1. A male child born of a prostitute.
Goddamit, Richard is such a whoreson!
whoreson by Mon April 8, 2005

whoroscope 

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.
Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.
whoroscope by Jizzones April 28, 2004

Danny Worsnop 

Lead singer of Asking Alexandria who is known to be an epic sex god. Danny Worsnop's vocabulary consists of bitch, fuck, pussy, cunt, etc. You fuck with Danny Worsnop, don't expect to get out alive.
"Did you listen to that Asking Alexandria song? Danny Worsnop's vocals are fucking amazing!"
Danny Worsnop by LalalaSpongebob December 30, 2011