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woopie stick

penis, pecker, dick, dong, cock, wang, love stick, weiner, schlong, prick, johnson, willy, member, phallus, tool, knob, peter, rod, pork sword, meat, meat whistle, main vein, bologna pony, pocket rocket, pole, quiver bone, salami, sausage, shaft, unit, noodle, one-eyed monster, trouser snake, tube steak, junk, third leg, ding-a-ling, piece, and all other nicknamess for the lovable male genitalia
Dude, I totally gave her my woopie stick last night!
woopie stick by grizzly34 January 11, 2009

whoopee stick 

Slang term for male genitalia used in the bloodhound gang's single Foxtrot.
"Vulcanize the whoopee stick, in the ham wallet"

"I used my whoopee stick for some hardcore Vagina Mining"

"Vanessa moaned as i railed her with my whoopee stick"

"I finally got Vanessa to suck my whoopee stick"

the whoopin' stick 

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.
Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
the whoopin' stick by Nick D May 24, 2004

Whoopin' stick 

I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!
Whoopin' stick by nilethe146 March 10, 2016

whoopi stick 

when a couple is making whoopi.......and the stick(dick) is withdrawn too far (usually cause the guy thinks it is longer than it really is) and then misses going back in. Therefore, the dick stick has been bent.
Oh.....shit, I bent my whoopi stick..... man that hurts
whoopi stick by coffeecup April 20, 2012