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Wannatarian 

Justifying you're non-meat eating practices, even though you eat meat on a regular basis through lack of willpower.
"He said he was starting a vegetarian diet last week, but now he is over there scarfing down a meaty cheeseburger."

"I know... he's a total Wannatarian."
Wannatarian by gemgasmic August 4, 2009

Wankatronic 

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!
Wankatronic by Jack De April 24, 2008

mount wannahockaloogie 

Of Finding Nemo. The mountain on which Nemo is initiated into the dentist's fish tank
Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join in the fraternal bonds of... tankhood.

wankathon 

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.
Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.
wankathon by zygmund July 27, 2003

wankathon 

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.
The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon
wankathon by Finesilver January 11, 2005

wankatron 

that guy tommy is a real wankatron
wankatron by tobeus August 29, 2003