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wankport 

Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..
John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..

His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
wankport by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013
Related Words

wanklord 

wanklord - a person who is clearly, the biggest wanker you have ever met.
my new boss in acounting is a total 'wanklord'
wanklord by littlelou December 16, 2006

Wankdorf 

A place in Bern, Switzerland. It's a sports stadium. Really.
First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.
Wankdorf by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005
Wankoor is an insult loosely based on the word wanker. Unlike the work wanker , wankoor doesn't have any relation to the act of masturbation. The word has gained popularity in some schools in Milton Keynes, England.
Oi wankoor you goin' browns wood?
wankoor by Arron T December 27, 2008

Wanklord 

Someone who is such a wanker that you might suspect them to be able to regenerate and perpetuate their wankerism a bit like a timelord.

May make the TARDIS noise when they jizz.
"Hey, who's that guy who's been walking around in the tweed jacket and the scarf?"
"Oh him? He's some guy who came from my old school."
"Wow... what a total, fucking wanklord."

(insert doctor who theme here)
1. Penis
2. Mech
Your wanzor is sooo sexy!!!!
wanzor by Oliolio March 23, 2008