waffle conk 

rear end, bottom, ass

'I sit on my waffle conk'

waffle conk by John onda Bongola October 26, 2006

Wafflecock 

A acronym for an elite secret group of individuals each with their own different abilities. The group is thought to be so powerful if the acronym is ever revealed by one of its members, entire planets may be destroyed although the effects are still unknown.

"I heard a member of WAFFLECOCK took on Chuck Norris and it ended with Chuck Norris shitting himself"

Wafflecock by Gothicmoocow August 22, 2009

Wafflecock 

waf·fle·cock (wof·uhl·kok)
-noun, vulgar.
a term of derision, used to contemptuously mock an utterly senseless young male. A wafflecock is typically naïeve, foolish and lacks vision.

"Dave was such a wafflecock last night."

"I behaved inapropriately. I acted like a complete wafflecock and want to apologize."

Wafflecock by Robert_22 March 9, 2008

Wafflecock 

1. To hit or throw with excessive force; a step above a "wallop."

2. A nonsensical insult, implying one's penis resembles a waffle.

3. A falsehood, bullshit, poppycock

1. "If I had some guy trying to rub up on me on the daily, I'd wafflecock that fucker right in the mush."

2. "You're such a wafflecock."

3. "Everton? In the playoffs? WAFFLECOCK my good sir! Pure, unadulterated wafflecock!

Wafflecock by Giovanni Mann October 18, 2017

wafflecock 

a person who waffles to much so a guy is forced to shove his cock down their throat to shut em up

wafflecock are slags that want attention

wafflecock by alex henrietta November 7, 2020

Wafflecone 

Adj. A person who is goofy or annoying. One who is being an idiot. A superior insult.

A more lighthearted version of cuntnugget.

"I don't know man, you sure you want Dave to come to the party? He can be such a wafflecone sometimes."

Wafflecone by LittleBowCreep March 10, 2022