vp 

Slang term for "Vice President". In a multi-unit retail company this term is used to define a high salaried company official who constantly dons a black business suit and randomly appears at non-specific locations to crack the nuts of the unfortunate store manager who is assigned to that district. This person is well versed with the proper four-letter words and appropriate venacular to ensure that the manager will never forget his visit and subsequently make certain that every square milli meter of his stores are cleaner than a 12 year old's twat.

Store manager: Guys, I need laborers tomorrow for 8 hours to clean up two of my stores!!

Ops Manager: But uh, this is like your 6th labor request for tomorrow, I don't even think your stores will be open long enough!

Store manager: I can't help it! the stores have to be perfect!! I mean VP's are traveling!!!

vp by that outside dick January 9, 2008

VP 

"Vagina Pimple" - A vagina pimple isn't too bad, but forms when your pores clog up around your upper vagina area and you first think it's herpes, but its really not.

Girl1: omg.. i think i have a vp
Girl2: a What??
Girl1: like.. not herpes but a vagina pimple :(
Girl2: omg.. gross.. that happens once or twice though so nothing to worry about

VP by healthslang November 7, 2009

VP 

VP, the abbreviation for Vain Perfection, is one of the hardest groups to get into on MySpace. It's standards alone rival the most prestigious of groups.

Jimmy: wtf, VP keeps rejecting me.
Glenn: tough, ain't it?
Jimmy: but i got into PD, why not VP?
Glenn: Cause VP has higher standards...

VP by Glenn Brown March 10, 2008

VP 

Short for vagina punch; a punch to the vagina.

Craig proceeded to bring his fist to her and VP her. She cried.

VP by Silver Rokaku February 5, 2007

vp 

short for vice principal

Vp: your suspended
BENZ: what the hell did I do
Vp: nothing I just dont like you
BENZ: you know what FUCK YOU

vp by A guy at st.pauls February 28, 2008

VP 

Video Phone- Like in manner to a phone, but uses cameras to send a motion picture to the other person. Made particularly for deaf people.

Deaf people use VP relay interpreters to talk to "hearies" or hearing people. It's the same idea, but the interpreter speaks to the hearing person and signs back and forth to the deaf person.

1.) Brenna: Hey Abigail! How's IL?
Abigail: It's great how is MD?
Brenna: Same Old Same Old. We should VP some time.
Abigail: I can't. Our VP is in my mom's room and she's asleep right now.
Brenna: Oh well maybe tomorrow
Abigail- Sounds great! See you tomorrow!

2.) Friend1- Hey are you good looking?
VP Relay- I can't answer that question
Friend1- Hey is the interpreter hot?
Friend 2- I'm not telling you.

VP by KODA Lovin January 31, 2008

vp 

Vagina Pants are friggin awesome

Those tight spandex pants, also the lululemon pants, you can see girls vagina's through them.
Check out the VP on that babe.

vp by Noobking December 11, 2006